International relations news now, and are the world's leaders aware that Kim Kardashian now owns and controls an army of 40 million via the medium of her Instagram? Because we reckon they might want to keep an eye on her if not.
Yep, the reality kween tweeted last night to update the world on how she's now amassed 40 million followers on IG. We've done the maths and concluded this is: worrying.
Because Kim Kardashian now has more followers than the populations of Canada, Australia and Argentina. It's the equivalent of every single man, woman and baby in Hungary, Tunisia, the Czech Republic AND Belgium hitting that heart symbol on her selfies.
Essentially, if Kim Kardashian wanted to invade the borders of Peru with her Insta-army, there's nothing they could do about it. They'd be completely outnumbered.
The only good thing to come out of this is that neither Kim nor her momager Kris Jenner have cottoned onto the vast amount of power they now hold.
Because you know what would happen if they had: Kris would be all up at the White House demanding Obama moves out immediately, Kanye West would be asking for his own stash of nuclear weapons to use on the next paparazzi to get on his wrong side, and North West would become the new head of Homeland Security, and you really can't put toddlers in control of Guantanamo Bay.
Her army could literally invade and defeat half the world's countries now...Anyway, congratulations Kim.
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